why the fuck would anyone ever want to try keep away the monsters under your bed?

  1. reddyrabbit answered: Their dicks are just too big for me to handle.
  2. monstertraynor answered: because they’ve never seen Monsters Inc.
  3. mewkatmew answered: If it’s that one monster kid from that 90s movie, then totally keep it away.
  4. pornographicpastry answered: the government works in mysterious ways….
  5. jacketlizard answered: maybe their monsters are like my old roommate and smoke weed out of the loudest bong in existence at 3 AM every night
  6. hotpotabo answered: because they can kill you.
  7. dragonmaw answered: maybe they are munsters?????
  8. happyfaceslives answered: cuz some aren’t attractive and are in to really weird things.
  9. jewelots answered: What if someone wants some time alone to just peace out and those dang monsters keep trying to socialize huh??
  10. limefriend answered: mine are republicans
  11. sampsonclyde answered: thay can’t handle it
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